" ... When love won't let u walk away & u can't help who u love... I wanna b the 1 who u believe in ur heart is sent from heaven... "

" ... wants 2 B sum1 who sees like a child & gives like a saint...feels like an angel... never mind the broken wings.... "


[Again, both quotes from the same user -- a lot of similar ones all the time. Pretty dreamy. Are these quotes from something or are they just naturally amazing?]

"... is excited for the weekend....Should b a gooder!!! Im single til Sunday lmao"

"...is still sick....but like a trooper im at it again tonite!!! Holah nothing but exes n future exes at the rink today lmao"

"...is luvin the drama!!! Stupid fat fuck...ur messin with the wrong bitch!!!"

[all from the same person, chronological order]

"...Is SOOO glad God put her in the right place at the right time last time... and gave her the chance to put her christianity into ACTION!! woohoo!!"

"... wants the days back from when she belived that being a hopeless romantic actually ment something to her."


[perfect in so many ways]

"... You say u have no money to support ur kids but yet u have money to go get new tattoo's and spoil urself!!! Grow up and be a father before living life 4 u!!"

"... If u want revange fine hurt me all u want, but im pleading and begging dont hurt our kids they dont deserve to deal with bullshit from u!!!"

"... thinking i need a tan i mean seriously i look like a marshmelly in disquize as a human girl hehehehehehehehe:P"


[Also, I should have clarified that last post was all quotes from one single Facebook user, in chronological order. Each entry will be only quotes from one person and their awesomeness. ]



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the inspiration for this blog!

From Facebook, listed oldest to newest (I had to include all of these because they were amazing.)


"... What the hell dimond shredies Its the same thing as the squares Turn the square to the side a bit and you got a dimond fuck"


"... That piece off shit, lier , lier. Lier pants on fire. Better have a good fucking excuse. Or don't fucking come home"


"... Any one know who got stabed at the odeon tonight ?"


"... its one thing to call me names but in front of my son now he's calling me them. your sutch a hero"


"... loves him ... fuck .. and its never gonna change ... fuck ... with him I am at peace :("


"... is figuring pros and cons and you know what it comes down to if I were about to die the only person I would want holding me is you. you fuck ! "


"... says STOP what your doing and love me now!!!!!!!!!! "





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